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In the car on the way to tuition.

Mum: Your mother is Cantonese, you know that?

Me: Yalah, I'm Cantonese also mah.

Mum: Your Indian father married a Cantonese woman.

Me: If you are a Cantonese woman, what kind of Indian is papa?

Mum: A Tamil Tiger...

ZOMFGWTFROTFLOLMAO !!

Unreasonable to my left and Oblivious to my right.
Both Hypocrites...