Mum: Your mother is Cantonese, you know that?
Me: Yalah, I'm Cantonese also mah.
Mum: Your Indian father married a Cantonese woman.
Me: If you are a Cantonese woman, what kind of Indian is papa?
Mum: A Tamil Tiger...
ZOMFGWTFROTFLOLMAO !!
Unreasonable to my left and Oblivious to my right.
Both Hypocrites...
Both Hypocrites...